Terms & Conditions

Navigating Connectivity, One Term at a Time


Welcome to STRATOONE.COM, your gateway to the future of connectivity (and yes, we're aware that sounds dramatic). By accessing our website, you agree to follow these beautifully crafted terms and conditions. Now, we get it—you’re busy, and we’re busy, so let’s keep this relationship smooth. We suggest you navigate elsewhere if you’re not on board with these terms, and there are no hard feelings (but really, where else will you go for SD-WAN and Internet this good?).

  1. Services Provided - What We Do and Why You Need Us

    Strato One Networks LLC specializes in SD-WAN solutions and other internet-related sorcery. We offer some cutting-edge services to keep your business running smoother than butter on toast. Everything we offer is subject to change because this is tech, and tech evolves. We reserve the right to improve, discontinue, or pull the plug on anything, anytime – but trust us, if we do, it’s for a good reason (or because we thought of something even more fabulous).

  2. Website Use - Play Nice, or Else

    Feel free to browse, poke around, or even gasp in awe at our offerings. But let’s get one thing clear: you’re only using STRATOONE.COM for legitimate, lawful purposes, right? That means no funny business. If you decide to break the rules, we reserve the right to shut things down. And no, this isn’t a challenge—just a friendly reminder that misbehavior doesn’t fly here.

  3. Intellectual Property Rights - We Made This, Don’t Steal It

    All the content you see here—from carefully chosen words to dazzling logos and images—belongs to Strato One Networks LLC or our equally talented content creators. Stealing or misusing our intellectual property is like walking into our office and trying to make off with our computers. We will come after you. Copy, distribute, or use it without permission, and you’ll wish you hadn’t.

  4. Disclaimer of Warranties - Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

    Our website and content are pretty fantastic, but we’re not promising perfection. The site and its glorious content are provided "as is." In other words, you get what you get. There are no warranties or guarantees—implied, express, or otherwise. We can’t promise your experience will be flawless, but we can promise we’re already working on a solution (or an excuse) if things go sideways.

  5. Limitation of Liability - Let’s Be Realistic

    Listen, we’re doing our best, but we’re not liable for your bad day. If you suffer damages, loss of profits, emotional distress, or even a severe case of frustration because something on this website wasn’t what you expected—tough luck. We’re not responsible. If you clicked on something, downloaded something, or did something that caused a catastrophe, that’s on you. Use the site at your own risk, and if things go south, don’t look at us.

  6. Modification of Terms - We Reserve the Right to Keep You on Your Toes

    Just like a fine wine, our terms and conditions evolve with time. We can change, tweak, or overhaul them entirely whenever we feel like it. Don’t panic; by continuing to use our site after any updates, you agree to those changes. Think of it as a relationship where we get to change the rules, but only for the better (usually).

  7. Governing Law - It’s Texas, Baby

    These terms are governed by the laws of the great state of Texas—and specifically, El Paso. If you have any legal beef with us, we’ll see you in the Texas courts, where everything’s bigger, including our ability to defend ourselves.

  8. Contact Information - Let’s Talk (But Only if It’s Important)

    Got questions? Something bothering you about these terms? We’re all ears (metaphorically speaking). Send us an email at [email protected], and we’ll get back to you—just as soon as we’re done making the internet faster, stronger, and smarter.